Here's how we at Spirtis and Such Consoltation can help you!
Have you been hearing strange voices, seeing creepy faces, or feeling a strange aura emanating from a certain place? Then it might be invaded by none other than an evil spirit! And as everyone knows, the only way to truly get rid of an evil spirit is to exorcise it. Fortunately for you this is what we here at Spirits and Such do best! Just give the details of the haunting, the location and we’ll show up and take care of the problem for you before you can say “G-g-g-ghost!”
Have a picture you can’t hang because there’s a creepy face in the background? No one likes a phantom photobomb! Thankfully, we here at Spirits and Such are capable to exorcise them for you. Just hand your photo over to us for the day, and we’ll have it cleansed of any and all ghosts with our graphic exorcism technique. All you have to do is say “cheese” and we’ll do the rest!
Do you experience stiff shoulders, back pain, and knots constantly haunting you? This is harder to catch, but it may in fact be the work of evil spirits resting on your body! It’s important to take care of your body! Lucky for you, Spirits and Such has got you covered! Come into our office where we start by rubbing salt into your shoulders, to ward off spirits of course. Then we set you in a room where we begin to take care of the ghosts all along your body by massaging them out, accompanied by sweet smells that spirits naturally have an aversion to. This is one of our more popular services, so make sure to book this early!
At Spirits and Such, we consider ourselves jacks of many trades. We don’t just deal with spirits, but we are here to help you. We can do anything from helping with chores to giving advice, no task is too small for our team to handle! Just stop by our office or book us on our website and let us know what you need, we would be more than happy to help! Just be aware: we refuse to do anything that might harm another being, meaning no curses! Other than that, feel free to come to us for any of your non-ghost related problems!